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Don't you hate when you have to put 1% milk in your coffee because you ran out of mayonnaise.

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A criminal with 34 felonies wielding a firearm with a barrel attachment that’s illegal in DC.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

👀

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@AmtrakNECAlerts I’m trying to modify my trip to get back to PVD tomorrow but your site keeps saying an unknown error has occurred. What’s going on?

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@AmtrakNECAlerts @_hcats I’m on the same train: Northeast Regional 176. We’re being sent back to Penn Station and haven’t been given any other info.

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@HarvardPilgrim I was on a call with a claims specialist, my call got dropped (no callback after I gave my number), and now I've been waiting over an hour on hold. What's going on over there?

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Sugar, spice, and everything else.

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@kylejoshuatrask hey, are you the same Kyle Trask from Markets & Dwellers?

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@shottr_cc Thinking of switching my team from Monosnap to Shottr - 2 questions: 1) Will I need to buy a license for everyone on my team? 2) Is there any hope for video captures in the near future?

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@DonaldTrumpnq You know, you can add polls to X posts.

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@ksmnsnp @monosnap Just sent a bug report from ck@jum***.com

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@monosnap Just updated to 6.35, but there's an ongoing bug where selecting an area captures a completely different part of my screen, but only when my 4k external monitor is connected.

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I’m thinking about switching political sides. How much @Tylenol must one consume to get to the spectrum of autism needed for a MAGA mindset?

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@monosnap What's going on with your site? Can't log into the app because your site is down!

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My wife is the best.

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@RepMTG Oh god, she’s retarded.

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@elonmusk Red upslope, blue downslope. Over and over. This is a patently stupid comparison.

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@FedExHelp is this really how you train your drivers to deliver heavy packages? Not to mention my @HelloFresh box was already partially smashed.

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The English translation for Naruto is Nart.

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.@grok how do I kill the robin that wakes me up every morning at 4:30am?

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@realDonaldTrump @grok are Trump’s tariffs idiotic?