Lord DackJaniels

To the top of the pyramid.
Chelsea.

No good deed goes unpunished.

layman computer knowledge.

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

My CRAC stethoscope.

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

Resting heart rate at 50 bpm feels good.

[BLACK SHEEP 💙 @Gbenroyourguy]

“I’m at your gate”

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Unrelated lakini getting such before leaving the house does things to you… you suddenly feel like you can conquer the whole universe like those Greek gods we used to read about. Zeus who? The kind of things that increase your life span.

Ruto must go

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

@zukyoons @OutOfC0ntextMMA Atleast they are homophonic.

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

@Elidamos @moneyacademyKE Yes they're undermining the mosques and churches' ability to pay 5k every week.

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

@tf_idkyouman Inaeza uma zaidi ukimshinda backside

[Gachanja Manjeru @Son_Of_Africa]

With my background in construction management and urban planning, I would advocate for proper project planning, professional oversight, transparent implementation, regular pothole repairs, drainage maintenance, road cleanliness and clearly maintained markings.

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

@Ustadh_ Pride is such an intresting thing

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐣𝐃☆𝐥𝐥 @TopnotchKenn]

Sum Yung Ho.

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

@barrack_gumba @ojiambo_ke99751 I like the 3 options you provided.

[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

Here is what Ndindi Nyoro is trying to do!

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Jamaa ako na point

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

This hun just showed up at my place with groceries . I feel bad for her because she is going all out for someone who doesn’t care about her. Being part of her karma and character development is a privilege that I dont take lightly. Its an honour 🙏🏽

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

I weep nikikumbuka he once said good roads are the causes of accidents.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“Wewe ukijua Homa Bay kuna mtu amepanga goons, why are you going there?” Interior CS Murkomen on violence that marred Linda Mwananchi tour

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

its cool that if you try watch a video on this app its physically impossible to start it from the beginning and if you watch a picosecond past the end it switches permanently to porn

[Mr Magoo @_mokaya0]

The loml is a whore. You don't know how much that fucking hurts mahn

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

Joakim Simuyu reminded us that it was Ndindi Nyoro who oversaw the introduction of the housing levy....People have receipts..

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

@Gitz__ Ichung'wa na sakaja tu

[Lord DackJaniels @_Kisiagi]

@coolkid__8 Hii yetu hutumika kupea baddies wa gava tickets.