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http://t.co/AJLx9YOTVN No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/grV5Eq98HZ Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/JtszM80yiS

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In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/0Y3Dj1A9Kf

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http://t.co/dgmOxtfKEf Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/5HfUINAV7s

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I know they don't recommend ibuprofen during pregnancy but I needed something for the hangovers. http://t.co/4q21Jcw3

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http://t.co/xFgoEaHJ If your toilet paper roll is on the wrong way, I'll fix it and then never come over again.

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Crap. They didn't cancel this morning's meeting. I wore my suit to bed inside out for nothing. http://t.co/qcgRpgBu

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http://t.co/EXeCeefK My FYI's are becoming TMI's.

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There’s probably a whole circle in hell that’s just full of guys beatboxing. http://t.co/wr892iv8

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Every time I eat fast food I have the thought 'It's kind of ok if I die. People die.' http://t.co/UVyBVoGb

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http://t.co/LZcTN7f0 Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back.

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http://t.co/8lGinQeX Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back.

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http://t.co/SjsPvmYA Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese

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I haven't gained weight. I'm just retaining cookies. http://t.co/LreRMAIw