KitchenDoor

bi || engineer || if you’re here checking my follower count: you’ve lost the plot, I don’t post, i’ll never care.

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@Charles92049627 @magachrchpastr Lost many good friends in the war on funny business.

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@Riotdetective @notlikeothrgrls You require three, full, 60 minute long, hours to get ready and get to a coffee shop?

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@wselby970 @awkwardgoogle TBF, firefighters would just use a window if that were an issue. They’d still get in pretty quick, but maybe it’d just be the case that Billy doesn’t make it out as a result.

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@The_Veteran_UK @asianmomriot @awkwardgoogle Pretty sure they were making a joke. In the video you can tell the door is a pill.

(Front doors open inward in the US as well)

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@dstechmedia2 @F0RDB0Y @RutVanEsselstyn @LeahRain77 The judge following the law isn’t the problem. Go vote.

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@DeedsLivengood @Kevin1129319 @laurynslounge @bblmariah No one asks Christians to apologize for being Christian. Fantasy world you live in. Christ died on the cross; you pretending like you’re persecuted in the US just for your faith is abhorrently tone deaf.

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@Kevin1129319 @DeedsLivengood @laurynslounge @bblmariah Your weird victim kink isn’t reality.

Being maga isn’t a crime so idk how you’d end up jailed for being thought-of-as-maga-by-strangers.

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@Imagineeee4 @FrickinRod @SleazybatX @ThatEricAlper It’s inarguably normal to save contacts by their name.

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@Mustachema37891 @Sorb3tStan ???

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@SavageAuraDrip @virtually_brad @TwinkTheory I love these subtle sarcasm quips on Twitter.

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@C0rnTortillaGud @RAguirreJR1903 @Jizelle_patriot then he's an idiot

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@OG_Wick0 why not? that's exactly where they tried it.

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@TrevorOfficialR @wtfahhh0 There’s a Claire’s on most planets around Betelgeuse.

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@PontistGirl @PappyFitz No one lives in Vegas. Not even the locals.

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@shinjithehedg @BigBroGuide @Loverism__ I assumed dude thinks rainbow haired girls just have a dick collage as their phone wallpaper.

Which is hilarious.

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@DeedsLivengood @laurynslounge @bblmariah You should go to a country with religious freedom like the US. It’s totally allowed here and has been since 1A.

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@F0RDB0Y @RutVanEsselstyn @LeahRain77 The way you idiots keep begging for “innocent until proven guilty” to go away is astounding.

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@RobotInDisgust @an_actual_cell The US [country] is the size of Europe [continent] with double the population.

Either way the comparison is asinine.

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@KratzerBloodfa1 @DarthdylanSC @pupzwhining Bitalian

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@RealJhackler @pupzwhining People can’t help that they were born Italian, asshat.