Katie White

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[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

It’s a....

[Sarah Grover @srhmyrs]

Why isn’t Amazon prime primming?? I pay for prime to get my shit in two days not 5.

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

Can we talk about concession prices. Lord

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

Signed Brody up for preschool today 🥲 it’s fine, I’m fine.

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

I don’t think I’d be so emotional about Ev being done with second grade, if she wasn’t switching school buildings next year for third 😭😭

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

If Brody doesn’t stop walking around SCREAMING HULK SMASH, I’m going to Hulk Smash him into the ground 😅😂

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

For the first time in FedEx history my package was shipped and received ON THE SAME DAY 😅😂

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

Both kids are playing ball this spring 🙃 We’ve got three games at the same time. Three games where one of them starts first. And then 11 games where only one kid plays 😂 #LetTheFunBegin #SoftballSeason #TBallSeason

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

I just want my countertops 😢

[Inspirational Quotes @SeffSaid]

Be patient

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

Update: they were supposed to be delivered Saturday. FedEx says they’re still in Indy 🙃 for reference I live roughly 80 miles (an hour and a half) from the shipping center 😑😂 #IllComeGetItMyself

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

The pulls for my kitchen cabinets have been sitting in Indy since Wednesday 🙃 why FedEx, whyyy?? I could have literally come and picked them up myself 50 times now 😑😂

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

The brownie batter cookie at Crumbl is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

I hope you win the war you tell no one about.

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Manifesting an iced coffee, no matter what the weather app says.

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

0/10 do not recommend remodeling your kitchen 🙄

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

There is NOTHING more stressful than a tornado warning when your entire family is all separated 😩😭😩😭

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

And if you’re wondering after that last tweet, no I haven’t started Everly’s birthday book 😂

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

Just once I would like my pictures I upload to Shutterfly to stay in the order I upload them in 😅😅

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

Also, her friends moms are saved in my phone by their names, but then under the “company” part of the contact I have who’s parent they are 😂 I feel like this is peak parenting?

[Katie White @_kkkaytee]

Can we please bring back those elementary school phone books? Because my amateur FBI skills only go so far when trying to find the parents of the kids my child wants to invite to her birthday party 😅