Kimi

born to be wild but still pretty responsible...kinda

[Kimi @_klbr]

The countdown to my Colorado move has officially begun. 27 days

[Kimi @_klbr]

Never would I have thought my future would consist of being terrified:

- to get pregnant at the wrong time in the wrong state
- that my future child could potentially get shot at school
- for my friends & family who worked their asses off to become teachers getting shot at work

[Kimi @_klbr]

@wawasupremacy Omg 😂 I’ll send you a YouTube video

[Kimi @_klbr]

I have hit a pivotal point of adulthood. I have learned how to successfully fold a fitted sheet

[Kimi @_klbr]

@BoycottLex I know right lol

[Kimi @_klbr]

Just did my taxes in Virginia. Got unemployment in 2020. Had THREE jobs in 2021. Made less money in 2021 but somehow I’m paying 3x the amount I’ve had to pay over the last three years combined.

American fucking dream am I right?

[Kimi @_klbr]

@TheNatalieWolf Ugh I feel you!!! This is the first year I’m actually going to bring my stuff to someone else lol

[Kimi @_klbr]

@TheNatalieWolf Literally just did mine and it’s also all types of fucked up bexauaw I had three jobs in 2021 and now I’m stressed 😓

[Kimi @_klbr]

I love my alone time but damn the holidays make me feel really fucking lonely sometimes.

[Kimi @_klbr]

I’m currently writing a self evaluation of myself for my job and damn I did not realize how much of a bully I am

[Kimi @_klbr]

Being lactose intolerant has now become my personality

[Kimi @_klbr]

If Nancy Botwin and Lorelei Gilmore got in a fight I wonder who would win

[Kimi @_klbr]

All my years of social media stalking are really coming in handy with my new PR job

[Kimi @_klbr]

V accurate

[Kimi @_klbr]

I don’t care what anyone says, they casted Gilmore girls PERFECTLY

[Kimi @_klbr]

Bought this for my bf today and I can’t wait to give it to him and smack that sweet sweet bum. He’s gonna be so mad :-)

[jx @jxiaoo]

Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff

[Kimi @_klbr]

Why do jobs make you fill out all of your past work experience manually if they’re just going to ask for your resume on the next page???????

[Kimi @_klbr]

@blueridgemoon @Golfin0 @samxrettig Omg 😂 If I’m paying $13 for a movie ticket I’m bringing my own dinner

[Kevin De La Cerna @kevincharlesdc]

Quick Photoshop Tips that could probably save your life!🤯 — a thread 🧵