kelvin

[scoob @MostCrucified]

"i voted for obama the first time" is an all time quote

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

I’ve always said Westside Gunn voice sound like hes the first person to get interviewed at a tragic event and hes still in shock

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Baby that’s not how sitcoms work!

I’m taking all 4 and getting dissed at the end to learn a valuable lesson!!!

[Jon Abrams @RealJonAbrams]

one of the greatest American actors, period.

[Noam @poetryaccnt1518]

When he said that he had cowritten the fantastic mr fox everyone cheered. Then he said he cowrote the life aquatic and only I cheered. We exchanged pained smiles when I walked.

[fenlon @1fenlon]

@ZeroCalJT i know youre joking but dont describe my grandfather's public suicide as "kirking himself" on my page

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Respect to whatever dealer convinced Charlie Sheen he was supposed to be spending 15-30k a day on crack

[JeromeTheDJ @JeromeTheDeejay]

Gym allies:
Super strong old nigga
Masc lesbian homegirl
Fly fat nigga

Gym enemies:
Lightskin nigga with dreads who tried to take his shirt off at the cable machine today

[ezra @ltsreallove]

cute but also if i was ringo and i heard him say im his favorite cuz im the only one alive im not picking up that next facetime call #FUCKYOU

[Mia “GIRT” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Devastated.

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

He’s a person I’ve known for a long time

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

S-tier Trump quote is "That's why they have menus in restaurants," which is how he explained, in 2004, why some men are gay and some men are straight.

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

literally this

[weedy gonzales @WESTSIDEJC_]

Ngl I remember I was in the county and I was sleeping hella good, so good that I was feeling around for my phone (that wasn’t there) and I woke up and seen 60 niggas in a dorm man I cried myself back to sleep

[percy @parismotif]

gag

[NEET @neetrockstar]

>making the song title a random lyric from the verse instead of something in the chorus

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

sometimes your fellow man is unknowable - i sat next to a 50yo british guy on a 12h flight from malaysia to london and i observed as he watched every single episode of nbc’s “joey”