Nema Darban

My views here are entirely my own

[Nema Darban @_kneemaa]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport what the fuck is up with the sudden increase in spam calls for solar and refinancing. Do better, you’re not @ATT

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Update: They got the extra tip!

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I tried to leave my Dasher an extra tip and they never looked up when dropping off my order. They totally missed it! But got it in the delivery photo 🤭

[Nema Darban @_kneemaa]

I wish grocery store apps could filter based on texture or taste

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@FrankeySays Plot twist: Ron is the baby and you are Aziz

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@kstrauss11 Have you been watching Police Academy with her?

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@jasonnellis Wish i saw this before i bought our kid their first xylophone

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@ibepeer Dude i have no idea. Seems shady to charge for a service I’m quite literally paying for already. @LHBellevue what gives?

[Nema Darban @_kneemaa]

This trend of adding a service charge masked as gratuity but not giving it to the server needs to stop. Had to confirm with my server that the 20% service charge did not go to them.

[Nema Darban @_kneemaa]

.@NFL why is there no legitimate way for me to watch my team when they’re out of network? Do you not like your fans or money?

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@coffeemug__ You got this. We ask the same thing when we go to the gym until we start to see progress.

[Nema Darban @_kneemaa]

@leafnunes I keep having to say “not interested” on categories I’ve never searched for. This has become a new inbox to manage for spam

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@kstrauss11 @bubbaprog You think they each have a word they have to fit into their broadcast for fun.

[Nema Darban @_kneemaa]

@FrankeySays Add rain

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I wonder when apple will let me collaborate on a playlist with someone in Apple Music

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I can’t tell who the fans hate more right now. The raiders or the refs. #chiefs #mnf

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#chiefs fans letting the refs know their displeasure #mnf #nfl

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@thatdylanjames The most ignorant of gawkers had to be the one “fuck black lives, and I’ve got black friends”

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I need a Historian on retainer

[Nema Darban @_kneemaa]

I don’t understand job posts that say “paying up to”. All you’re doing is admitting that growth has a limit at your company.