Kolade

Self-taught Graphic designer • Web developer • Certified Front-end developer • Bsc. Software Engineering in view

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

The older I get, the more okay l am with disappointing people. Everyone will be alright.

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

in a room full of people you'll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

yeah sex is cool and but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of ur life and got your spark back

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Women be trying to mold you into the perfect idiot

[superdad @udysznx]

why you dey feel bad after you refuse to give person your money?

you don forget when you dey suffer?

you don forget how much you struggle to bounce back?

you don forget when nobody bother to check up on you?

wise up bro

[🤍I’m Sanwo_Fatimah @ummuh_Zahra]

Ile oko, ile Ekpon🤣🤣🤣

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin. My homies and I are keeping ourselves, and we’re proud of it.

[JADON @whopls_]

I'd ghost you.
Regret it later.
Think about you.
But will never reach out to you again.

[prnv @tetrispickle]

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

Layi makes content… and he doesn’t have to be stupid to do it successfully. Please don’t make this about content creation.

[Kolade @_koladeee]

E.g, Ruth, Dami Foreign...

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

You all are acting like this Olodo Uprising talk is for TikTok and Instagram celebrities alone. We have too many Olodos that shouldn’t have been influencers today on Twitter.

Talk about Peller all you want but we have people fooling way more on Twitter with serious followings.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

That Breast on your chest! Let your husband suck it. If you don't have a husband, look for a man that will help you suck it. If you can't find a man! Go to the bathroom and suck it yourself...

Failure to do any the option above can cause Breast cancer.

Don't say I did not tell you. 💯✌️

[superdad @udysznx]

"you're so quiet" na once in a day i dey chop bro. i no get energy to waste

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

Your girl thinks you can just go outside and a girl just as pretty as her will be willing to easily have sex with you without you trying at all

[Kolade @_koladeee]

na why I no dey ever open up.

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

Omo.. I’m tired

You will open up to someone, before you know it, y’all are not talking again

Next month, you’re opening up to another person, and after some days, no more conversations, total strangers again

And you’re suppose to do that until you meet your person.. lol, it’s not surprising people settle or accept rubbish

[. @Fimiye]

Fck your face card, show me your last semester results

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

I'm not enjoying my 20s financially, socially and sexually

[CKAY @ckay_yo]

boyfriend, not lord and saviour Jesus Christ…

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

My boyfriend is probably wondering why i haven’t left him because he is broke . The other day he jokingly told me “if you ever find someone better , just go” i could tell he is insecure . Poor thing …what he doesn’t know is am not going anywhere , for some reason i just smell potential in him . He thinks i see his current balance , meanwhile am looking ahead , this one is bitcoin 2010 and am very patient .😭😂