aka Sword Mommy

*fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry(Personal) plays in the background* (she/her)

[UGLY PRIMO ✨ @uglyprimo]

BANANA SLICES IN THE CEREAL, CHEF

[aka Sword Mommy @_kombuchaqueen]

My 70 year old classroom management professor: “rule number one is don’t let the students know you’re scared shitless even when you are”

[aka Sword Mommy @_kombuchaqueen]

I need to get “I am sorry for what I said when I was hangry” tattooed across my chest

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

it’s a necessity

[aka Sword Mommy @_kombuchaqueen]

I don’t call it procrastination. I call it being pressure prompted

[pastoral fantasies @apastoraldream]

you add pomegranate seeds and chopped mint leaves to your salad

[aka Sword Mommy @_kombuchaqueen]

Missing Pita Pit right about now

[aka Sword Mommy @_kombuchaqueen]

paint my kitty next?

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

This silly boi

[aka Sword Mommy @_kombuchaqueen]

I think I am actively losing brain cells watching Love is Blind…. but also…. these people are so entertaining…..

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me picking myself back up bc I’m all I’ve got