jaymie k

jk // 26 // kona

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

@KeepHICooking #keephawaiicooking

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

if anyone feels like they want to go to safeway to buy groceries & get me lots of monopoly pieces, i’d totally be okay with that plan #helpmeimpoor #ijustwanttowinthemilliondollars

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

this is how my boyfriend wishes me a happy girls day 🤣

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

getting drunk called by my sister as she’s going through the taco bell drive thru is the best possible way to end my night 🤣

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

HAWAII - THIS IS A FALSE ALARM. THERE IS NO INCOMING MISSILE TO HAWAII. I HAVE CONFIRMED WITH OFFICIALS THERE IS NO INCOMING MISSILE.

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

when your boyfriend asks to borrow your phone and he secretly tries to tweet at @StephenCurry30 and bribe him so they can meet and be friends 😂

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

doesn’t feel like christmas till we play the same celine dion’s “these are special times” CD that’s been in our CD player for the past 15 years as we put up xmas lights. #familytraditions

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

made 4.5 years at my job. only 39 more years till retirement! 😩

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

does anyone else get anxiety when they shop at Ross? orrrrr is it just me? #toomanychoices

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

i’m not an emotional person, but watching youtube videos of dogs reuniting with their owners who were serving in the army makes me ugly cry every. single. time. #cuethewaterworks 😭

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

out of respect for thanksgiving, i waited till dec 1st to start playing xmas music. my *nsync holiday pandora playlist will now be playing 24/7.

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

took me 20 minutes to drive 0.5 miles...hooray traffic! 🙄

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

i just finished an entire tube of chapstick. where’s my prize?

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

i have way too many pairs of yoga pants for someone who doesn’t do yoga.

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

@steffy_wong omg flashbacks to me watching that every day in college 😂

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

rules of dating my BF: 1) thou shalt not sleep in past 8am 2) thou shalt not watch the new season of stranger things w/o him 🙄

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

i don’t think i will ever be a morning person #wheresmycoffee

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

i wish my bank account sent me “do you really need this” text messages before i buy things online.

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

you ever have all these plans for the day, then all of a sudden it’s 4pm & you just woke up from a 3hr nap & didn’t accomplish anything?

[jaymie k @_komoestas]

18 y/o jaymie online shopping: bikinis, clothes, shoes. 26 y/o jaymie online shopping: tupperware, oil diffusers, vitamins 😂 #grandmajaymie