Itachi’s intern

I just be tweeting whatever...dont take my shit seriously.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y’ALL WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE LEAVE WORK, GO HOME, EAT, SHUT THE DOOR, SCROLL THROUGH THEIR PHONE UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP, AND ENJOY THEIR LITTLE WORLD. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

Is that cedi osman on my screen????

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Welcome to the Lakers, Young Bull!

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

Mfs done crashed the app😭😭🤦🏾‍♂️

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

IF YOU GOT T-MOBILE CHECK UR T-MOBILE TUESDAY THEY GIVING OUT A YEAR OF FREE DASHPASS

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

baby oil twins, Johnson & Johnson

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[D @Yeaderr]

It cracks me up when British niggas call Americans “yanks”

[𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝘽𝙤𝙮 🌴🏄🏾‍♂️ @954Cobi]

" dam dawg maybe i was trippen "

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

Knicks winning a championship gonna turn the whole city into a level 5 travel advisory

[⊹ @DEAADSEAA]

Nahhhhh this an elite clip

[sj @316simsim]

The French mind is so unique. I don’t think it can be studied

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

Theres no soul behind those eyes my goodness

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

Wilt aint scored no 100 pts man

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

NYC children when Babe Ruth left the Yankees (1934)

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

I agree…

October 2025

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

i regret to inform you that visiting Japan is every bit as awesome as all your annoying friends posting about visiting Japan have made it out to be

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

“My landlord” and “my house” in the same sentence lmaooo nahhh twitter is funny bro

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

my landlord gave me a 60-day eviction notice because she wants to move her family into my house. Can I fight this in court?

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

So many games popping out left and right man need to get my money up smh

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

girl u have to cut your booty cheeks off im so serious

[Itachi’s intern @_kooaidbrethren]

Ahhh man the debates i had wit the homies at the hs lunch table bout this topic

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Broly vs Jiren.. who you got??

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

this how niggas be looking when the just blew the bathroom up at the function