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Dis-Ease

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

the shape of the fries greatly affects the taste idc

[cassie @cassiee1919]

men used to write love letters now they like your instagram story

[paget brewster @pagetpaget]

Guys, being back at work full time after 2.5 years doing cartoon voices only while wearing slippers, I want to have a normal poop so bad and I hate high heels. But I love CriMi and our fans so much : We’re BACK Thanksgiving weekend !

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

sept/oct/nov/dec has to be the best lineup

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

i love a cat who has a lot to say. “meow meow meow” you’re so right. i adore you. say more

[Laura Gastón, Beloved ❤️ @Broken_Devotion]

Talk to your kids about intrusive thoughts. They’re more common than you may realize, and they can be disturbing and scary. Kids don’t know what they are, and they aren’t likely to share they are having them. I cannot even begin to tell you the relief upon learning what they are-

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[kai @_kookiss_]

yea

[lys 🪼 (percameth withdrawals) @PerseusJackssn]

when the gays like a m/f ship, you know it’s true love

[i adore lesbians ⚢ @lesbiposting]

lesbians with glasses you are breathtaking

[𝔽. ℙ. ℍunter 🎃👻 @FeralPHunter]

at some point every straight man has to choose between making fun of astrology or getting laid

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[brighty ⚢ @gayshinoa]

now that evil women are finally becoming more popular i hate this new genre of tweets that’s like “oh but if she was a man yall would hate her” YES! YES I WOULD! i’m a lesbian and a hypocrite and i’m not ashamed of it