Kevalean

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[Kevalean @_Kooolout_]

I feel twenty years younger. The Mrs just shaved my back.

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Wait @XBOX gift cards have a time limit?!?!

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@TripleBogeyATL @DalkeKong3 I bet you jerk off into a sock.

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@TripleBogeyATL @DPWorldTour @DalkeKong3 If you don’t look at this comment section and reevaluate, you’re not only a cunt… you’re a stupid cunt.

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@NUCLRGOLF The water

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

An X account called @TrumpsPortfolio (Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker) launched on July 1, 2026.

It tracked and posted @realDonaldTrump publicly disclosed stock and crypto trades from official financial filings (e.g., aggregating thousands of transactions reported in 2025–2026 disclosures).

Well, the so called "champion of free speech" @elonmusk suspended that account within days for exposing Trump.

[Kevalean @_Kooolout_]

Tony Hinchcliffe gives comedians 60 seconds on Kill Tony before pulling the plug. His special needed the plug pulled, the cord cut, and the whole building condemned.

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@BCTheTruthl Sarcasm needs its own font.

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Jaxson Dart praised Trump so glowingly that the crowd went wild. His offensive line will also be going wild, in the complete wrong direction, leaving him alone with his thoughts and a 280-pound linebacker.

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The @KevinHart4real roast lasted so long that by the finale, Kevin had already filmed three more movies, cheated again, and apologized for it.

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@KevinHart4real roast was so long Netflix had to add a “Are you still watching?” prompt mid-joke.

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@NUCLRGOLF The window.

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@NUCLRGOLF He’s stiff and his tempo is off, throwing him off balance. Once he retires and get lessons daily (which he can afford) he will be crushing it.

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@Whisssstler1 😎 It ain’t that serious

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Kid Rock spoke to the military at the Pentagon. It’s the first time the building’s threat level went from DEFCON 5 to DEFCON Embarrassing.

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@SStricklandMMA Man whose head is basically a speedbag has opinions.

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@SStricklandMMA Guy whose brain has been rearranged by fists since childhood takes bold stance.

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The real villain on Temptation Island is whoever edits the “bonfire clips.” That person has never wanted anyone to be happy.

#TemptationIsland

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Twitter is where people who eat lunch alone go to feel important. They renamed it X, which is also what you put on a form when you have no friends to list as emergency contacts.

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The Knights Templar condemned Trump. THE KNIGHTS OF TEMPLAR! An organization that has been defunct for 700 years found out about the Jesus meme and said ‘No, we’re back, this cannot stand.’

This comedy writes itself.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> Netflix raised prices
> Disney+ raised prices
> HBO Max raised prices
> Amazon just removed 4K from standard plan
> YouTube Premium now $15.99/month
> Family plan hit $26.99
> Average American spends ~$828/year on streaming

We are paying MORE, getting LESS, and watching ads anyway.
They didn't kill cable. They became it.