kozzoh▫️

salam ☮️

[Dezny @official_Dezny]

A gun owner’s tale

[Tonte @tontebriggs]

Out of curiosity, what in this picture makes you blessed?

[kozzoh▫️ @_kozzoh]

@yabaleftonline Invade with what? 😂😂😂 dumbass

[𝐃𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 @DrJohnBishop]

I once had a patient who told me he had a confession to make just before we took him to the theatre for an emergency bowel obstruction.

We asked if he wanted a priest or a family member to take his confession, but he insisted it was for us to listen to.

Eventually, he asked me to draw close so he could whisper the confession in my ear.

He goes, “I know you guys asked me not to eat or drink anything, but I was so hungry that I asked my younger brother to smuggle in some eba and ogbono soup, which I just finished about 30 minutes ago.”

I must say that’s the most helpful confession I’ve ever heard.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

A father reviews a 4-month old baby and has an interesting perspective

[MALEEK 1.0 @Maleekoyibo]

You want to buy a 2006 car and you are asking me if its the First Body.

You from 2006 till now, is this your first body?

[D.B Cooper @11_calv]

Me after the gorilla kills 99

[AjeLojuOnile😂❤️🇵🇹🇸🇳🇧🇷🇳🇴 @paragayoudothis]

Imam talk say “if you dey fast and you dey say make 7pm come quick, God no go accept the fast” one boy talk say “what if na cruise”, imam say God no sabi cruise and another boy say “no be God give us brain to catch cruise” imam say make them no allow them enter mosque again😭😭

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

Please if you see this, please share. You're saving a life.

There is a dangerous Drug currently circulating in Nigeria.

We have seen 2 people in 3 weeks who were almost killed by this common drug.

[Balotelli @haffeeez]

Person go try ein best to stay away from alcohol then Donkey go die

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

POV: you live in Canada 🤦‍♂️

[Xon 🇺🇸 @XonKurama]

#ChatGPT is down. Looks like everyone will have to finish their assignments the old fashioned way.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Luigi Mangione’s alleged manifesto published by @kenklippenstein:

“To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

lets cancel chatgpt

[𝕯���𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Incase you don’t understand Yoruba

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

It appears Lukaku didn’t take the 9 jersey out of respect for Osimhen. Says a lot about his person and his sense of solidarity - assuming this is true.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Bring your lawyer.

[kozzoh▫️ @_kozzoh]

@instablog9ja 🤭🤭 sorry for the laugh