Princess Kris 👸🏽

Minding my business, unbothered ✨

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

still relevant

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

Why are men wearing capri pants to the gym 😭 an actual crime imo

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

People who let white Converse get dirty are not my kind of people

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

Nova Scotia rich is my new slang

[hannah montoya @hannahcmontoya]

lemme see that spotify wrapped white boy

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

There is not a gentle bone in my body

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

Why are all my favorite podcasts ending this year 🙄

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

It’s literally unsafe to open this app in a public place. People are going to think I’m looking up murder videos

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

All these PF gym losers show up at 5am to walk on the treadmill and stretch for an hour when you could literally do that for FREE AT HOME

[Barstool Spring Break @barstoolspringb]

Tommy and Ella play heads up

(Wait for the “cat fight” one)

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

It’s up @ella_grif - Light Blue @stoolbeachhouse anthem

https://t.co/SswDdaa3SZ

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

I need a purchase a second suitcase to fly home with because my husband won’t stop buying me new clothes

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

Air Canada is ruining my life with their stupid strike and stranding me in another country until mid September so that’s tea 🙄

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Everything that happened this weekend @stoolbeachhouse explained in 5 minutes:

[Barstool Spring Break @barstoolspringb]

.@ella_grif does not care about your vaping rules

[Barstool Spring Break @barstoolspringb]

Tommy finished his bath and had to run past the girls in his towel

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

Should probably stop taking my husband’s ADHD medication

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

I have PTSD from driving around in the uglier rental car I’ve ever seen

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

Why are all my favorite podcasts fucking ENDING

[Princess Kris 👸🏽 @_krisrobs]

I’d love to be a hot flight attendant but I know I would open the door and throw out anyone who gives me attitude