Krista Sass

[Eileen from Blawnox @EileenBlawnox]

America is the best. Kid Rock. Born free.

[Eileen from Blawnox @EileenBlawnox]

we should get conway west to beat the crap out of that ray rice

[Eileen from Blawnox @EileenBlawnox]

give me donuts or i’ll pinch the privates

[Eileen from Blawnox @EileenBlawnox]

summer is ending but i still got that hulk hogan tan baby

[Eileen from Blawnox @EileenBlawnox]

pretty windy out today. might have to put a bra on.

[Eileen from Blawnox @EileenBlawnox]

if i ever hit the power ball i’m getting a food processor

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Go call the po-lice, Go Call The Gu-vunah! Someone tell Congress to get to #WorkBxxCH

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Where has @nguerriero19 been?!

[Courtney Lugo @court3469]

Please god let Juan Pablo be the next bachelor. I'm not ready to let him go @ChrisMFHarrison #Bachelor #juanpablo 😍😍

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Um why would desiree ever send juan pablo home?! #TheBachelorette #mentellall #juanpablo

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Go vote for Gentri in @MaximMag hometown hotties contest!! http://t.co/pVWZJKlqgh @jlick80

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Yo I swear if I see one more girl take a pic of her legs in the bathtub I'm gonna come undone. #stopit #youreannoying

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Trader Joe's mushroom risotto >>>>>

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

When you try and take a pic of someone without them knowing and your volume is turned up and the shutter noise goes off <<<<<

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

I left the house today for the first time in 3 days...

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Yankee has a bacon scented candle.. Fucking gross.

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

I wish I didn't hate literally everyone.

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Guy asks girl to prom by twerking on her lol @fsmikey @FSBigBob https://t.co/liLkyryg1O

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

Sitting here bawling because of @KailLowry and @JaviM9 ... that was rough to watch!

[Krista Sass @_kristaaa]

@JerryCurl40 I was just saying this same thing. Those people have probably never prayed a day in their life.