kaяola

Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet

[kaяola @_krlrmrz]

I wanna believe in myself like y’all believe in the cowboys

[🎟️ @prettyshse]

this being the same amount of calories pisses me off so bad. almonds are so STUPID

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Harry Kane after seeing a “goodluck” note from the mexican cartel with his family pictures and address

[ôヮô Rora 🌽🐟 @RoraKyun]

PROUD TO BE APART OF C.U.M 🥹✊

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

With Azteca Stadium being 7,350 feet above sea level, England players will be allowed to use Viagra to help deal with Mexico’s altitude 😭😭

Viagra can reduce fatigue related to physical exertion at high altitude.

[B e a r m a x x e r @centristpeater]

This should be the bare minimum

[Rieb van Janbeeck @RiebvJanbeeck]

That’s Helen of Detroit.

[baby m @lilacl0tus]

Cobra snake? Okay how old is this bitch fr

[Mark Go with your move Caesar @pissyopants1]

Must be 30 years on the job

[Sussie @sussierave]

Crecer con tumblr 🚬

[Kambit 🃏 @UncannyKam]

I envy the people who saw this in theaters with a fully developed frontal lobe

[k ☆ 🦈 ☆ @fixmemissme]

as a latina a wedding rehearsal dinner is a foreign concept to me

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When she’s on girls night out and her friends are not posting anything either

[Liz⁷ 🪭 IS SEEING BTS @lizfaith0613]

Omg OG colonizer battle

[JD  @JDGoldboys]

Checking your parlay and seeing it’s already cooked

[paul @paulswhtn]

how it feels getting into your car during this heatwave

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Nobody warns you that the hardest part of a stable job is feeling trapped by it. Because you're supposed to be grateful.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[r❦ @rachreeads]

tumblr era is so back

[Zion @zionszzn]

I don’t mind being sick, but having a sore throat is where I draw the line