Avogadro Toast

Houston X Pittsburgh X Dallas.
Educated at UTD.

#BodegaHive

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Remember when Abdul El-Sayed’s scandal was that he has a PhD and MD but hadn’t done his residency yet

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

In just six years this country has managed to fall into astonishing moral disarray. You have a main political party just openly celebrating a murderer simply because he killed a black person. Fuckkking awful times we’re living in man.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

We Are Living in the Dumbest Timeline

Donald Trump just posted a photo of a wind turbine next to birds and captioned it “Killing birds by the millions!”

He posted this without irony.

For every single bird killed by a wind turbine, nuclear and fossil fuel plants kill 2,118 birds. Coal alone kills roughly 7.9 million birds a year in the United States. Wind turbines? Between 140,000 and 328,000. That is not a defence of wind turbines.

We are living in genuinely, historically stupid times. Only rivalled, frankly, by the medieval peasants who blamed the Black Death on cats and promptly killed all the cats, which meant the rats multiplied, which meant more plague.

At least the peasants had the excuse of having no access to information whatsoever.

Trump has the internet. He chose this.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@LasTerrenasDR @HumanistReport @MHurabiell Most predators are MAGA regardless

[Noodles @criptopaul]

Let's decode what actually happened here.

Axios reported that Trump exploded at Netanyahu. Called him "fucking crazy." Said "you'd be in prison if it weren't for me." Said "everybody hates you now."

The journalist is Barak Ravid again, we talked about it. Israeli. Based in Washington. Covers the Netanyahu-US relationship for Axios, and every latest deals to calm the markets.

This is the same journalist who wrote the exact same type of story about Biden. There is literally a book chapter about this pattern. It is called "Fuming Biden." The same reporter. The same format. The same function. Different president.

Now watch the response.

Mark Levin, a close ally of both Trump and Netanyahu, did not deny the story. He demanded an FBI investigation into who leaked it. When your defense is "this should never have leaked" instead of "this never happened," you have confirmed the call happened.

But here is the part that matters.

Why would Levin, a friend to BOTH men, confirm the most explosive account of their relationship ever published?

Because it serves both.

Trump gets to look tough. Not Netanyahu's puppet. Willing to put Israel in its place. His base loves it.

Netanyahu gets cover. He "paused" the Beirut strike, but not because Iran threatened him. Because his "friend" asked him to. His base loves it too.

And look at what actually changed on the ground. Nothing.

Israel cancelled the Beirut strike. But the ground invasion of Lebanon continues. The IDF is still miles deep. A soldier died today from a Hezbollah drone. Netanyahu's office said: "position unchanged."

The performance was perfect. Trump gets the headline. Netanyahu gets the cover. The deal gets another 48 hours of "progress." Markets get a reason to breathe.

And the war continues exactly as planned.

This is the same playbook. Every time public opinion turns against the war, a story appears showing the US president is "furious" with Israel. It creates the illusion of restraint while changing nothing.

Biden was "furious" for 14 months. The war never stopped.

Trump is "furious" now. The ground invasion is expanding.

The visible game is: Trump controls Netanyahu.
The real game is: both men are performing for their audiences while the machine moves forward.

Nothing has been signed. Nothing has stopped. The war is not winding down. It is being managed.

Neither one controls the other. They walk arm in arm. Know that.

[rio @pilgeousx]

done with spreadsheets
done with advanced stats
done with anything that involves a formula

basketball is about who’s a bitch and who isn’t and Chet Holmgren is a fucking bitch

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@chump24042266 @sabreappraisal @bojans04 @Clavicular0 Are you seriously unaware of revenue or profit sharing?

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@AngelaBelcamino Whoever is paying you.

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@LaborerJus12686 @KyleKulinski @AngelaBelcamino Donald J Trump

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@chump24042266 @sabreappraisal @bojans04 @Clavicular0 The people who generate your revenue should be compensated as employees, not charged a fee as contractors.

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@usaamerica1st @KyleKulinski @realannapaulina He's a pedophile.

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

So Palantir calls for the draft to be reinstated in America and then a month later two AIPAC whores in Congress propose merging our military with Israel's? Are you starting to connect the dots?

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@chump24042266 @sabreappraisal @bojans04 @Clavicular0 You seem to have confused legality with morality.

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@chump24042266 @Clavicular0 Which sucks.

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@jnitro1 @TheLaurenChen Acute lead poisoning

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

@Cornelius_MacG @bomani_jones Trump's getting whooped by Iran.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”

here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.

[Avogadro Toast @_ktbm]

This is like saying nobody was wearing Polo

[MAUIWAVENYC.COM @DDarbouze]

A nigga just said Marithe Francois Girbaud is streetwear where do we be finding these people