Kyrstin

I'm funnier on my other account @KyrstinKuehl

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Kyrstin @_kuehl]

@coachknfdl 😂😂😂

[gee @glow_for_it]

I'm dead see you at my funeral

[Stelio Kontos @6hutch]

Why Wisconsin is where to be right now

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Sooo #iPhoneX about #FaceID ...ummmmm .... what do I do?

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

It was, yes. Thanks for asking. https://t.co/grwuUGSPf9

[Dolan Dark @DolanDark]

Big Ben's Final Ting

[DeAngelo Jeremetrius Vickers @PopeQuanPaul]

Oh we good. Trump won’t let Jose in the US https://t.co/cjCRnMpL5I

[Gary Kuehl @coachknfdl]

What do you mean by that? https://t.co/wziJpAf7BY

[Cake or Death @Johngcole]

Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this...
People: Wow, you were right.
Scientist: Now about climate change
People: Shut up egghead

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

"May the shadow of the moon fall on a world at peace." ABC News report from February 26, 1979 about the world of August 21, 2017

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

"I don't agree with the Nazis, but they had a permit for Normandy & the Allies didn't." -Donald Trump https://t.co/0WeIMfTAZe

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."-Wiesel

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Impeach this bad man. https://t.co/yZiSnY7boD

[Darren Schroeder @DSchroederTX]

Imagine being a WWII vet who stormed Normandy and tore down Nazi banners only to see "patriotic Americans" toting swastikas in 2017

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[JP @Jprz1321]

Who's cutting onions?

[Kyrstin @_kuehl]

@KuehlCameron You mean @coachknfdl won a TV 🤔