K.I.M.O.S.H.I🇰🇪

[K.I.M.O.S.H.I🇰🇪 @_kupere]

Nimeingia kwa mat fulani nikienda Eastleigh nikakaa next to a Somali lady amejifunga hijab hadi kwa macho. I greeted her in Arabic and she responded. Nilimshow that I wanted to see her face but at once alikataa. I insisted her to do so na nikimpinch kwa waist until akatoa, she

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Until you lose your job, you'll realise it was never anyone's choice to be unemployed. Never undermine anyone.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

NSSF is set to build twin towers in Nairobi CBD at a cost of Sh39 billion, with Tower A set to become the tallest building in East and Central Africa.

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

Ukiitwa na polisi, police station, don't go without a lawyer.Unaenda kushikwa. My client was tricked to go and assist with investigations only for him to be arrested and forced to spend a night at those “Government Airbnbs”.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I saw my daughter post a photo of herself on WhatsApp with a caption,"when you are loved you glow" . Why wasn't she glowing in my house ? Children are bullies.

[pretty Ari🌹🎀 @ARIAREIGN180683]

I know this girl that had sex with 20 different guys in one month,had her pregnant friend pee on a pregnancy test. Then she texted all 20 guys a selfie with the pregnancy test saying she needed $ 550 for an abortion before it's too late

[Kigothor🌍 @kigothor]

Wasee wa keg huwa wanakupea story vile wamelewa in four different clubs in one nights alafu ukiwauliza bill wanakuambia wametumia 800 ksh, na saa hiyo wamedance hadi na waitress!

[LaBan @laban_ach]

Leo nimeenda local and was told one of my hood friends ako ndani ati been there since day ya Maandamano coz hana 300 Bob!

Nimemwendea hio jioni wakasema hawatoi mahabusu jioni, nirudi kesho kwanzia 7.

I am going back still as civilian with 300 Bob.
Ikikataa I become a lawyer

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

If performance matters to you while picking a laptop, save this laptop thread for later if need be.

[Ochora🇰🇪☆, KC @Ochorakot]

Madem its high time muhave respect kwa wasee wa cab. Hapa kwa our apartment kuna dem ameletwa na cab. Msee alikua amlipie cab amekataa kumlipia. Jamaa wa cab akaturn gari ni kama alikua ampeleke police station. Buana dem amepiga nduru ati jamaa wa cab amemrape. Plus hakua amevaa ngotha. Wasee walikua within waliamini juu pia huyo msee wa cab alikaa hapo na yeye for like an hour akitegea dem amuekee pesa. Jamaa walikua almost kuchoma gari ya huyo bois but jamaa akawacomfront ni huyo dem amekataa kulipa na amemueka hapo sana so alikua anampeleka police station. Dem after kusikia ati gari iko na dashboard camera alishtuka. Sahii nimeacha huyo dem akilishwa advice na mama fulanibwa kanisa juu ya kitu amefanya. But madem kama huna pesa ya cab isifike point unageuzia jamaa wa cab ati alikua anataka kukurape. Kama si jamaa kukua na dashboard camera sahii angekua Juja police station na amechomewa gari alafu mafeminist wakue wanaitisha justice for the girl. Fvck broke girls

[Ochora🇰🇪☆, KC @Ochorakot]

Qwetu apartments sijui mbona hukua na security tight hivo. Ndio upate access ya kuingia, unatuma email 2 days before na unajaza form fulani for booking. Siku ya kuingia unapigwa search alafu pia wanakupiga picha. By 10pm inafaa ukue umeenda. Kwani ni nini wanaprotect hivo

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇰🇼 Iran launches missiles and drones at Kuwait.

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

Leo nimeenda interview at a certain research institute nikapata panel mzima ni my former colleagues. Tulipiga story za back in the day for 3 straight hours tukusip chai mamaye, then I got employed immediately nikaambiwa naanza job with a fully paid leave commencing today hehee

[Mercy Masai @Mercymasai3]

It is official!

A few weeks ago, my family and community gave me their blessings to officially present myself as a candidate in the upcoming 2027 elections. With great humility and pride, I would like to introduce myself to you all.

My name is Mercy Nashipai Legilisho (Mercy Masai). Born in 1998 in Nkama, Oloitokitok, Kajiado County, I am the only daughter of Mzee Jackson Legilisho Kosen and Esther Lanoi Legilisho from the respected Loorapi family.

Professionally, I am a psychologist; by passion, a dedicated farmer; and at heart, a community activist driving change through my CBO, the Mercy Mission Foundation.

My vision for Kajiado County is simple yet profound: to serve our people diligently, breaking down barriers of clan and tribe. Together, we will restore hope across our community by ensuring universal access to quality education and healthcare.

To those who have stood by me from day one, thank you for your unwavering faith in my leadership. The real work begins now! To my critics, I welcome your constructive feedback as we build this future together.

HOPE IN ACTION !

Zechariah 4:6 ("Not by might nor by power, but by my Spirit, says the Lord of hosts")

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: World Health Organization has declared a global health emergency over Ebola outbreaks in Congo and Uganda

[Wandera Official @Iam__Hillary]

Fuck it bro I'm done like done kabisa right now, nimeoshwa 250k za bizz from my mpesa, mshwari and pochi la biashara account I feel like this is my end bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Xabi, one game per week, nipewe ligi saa hii.

[Pamela🇵🇹 @PamelaNjoku2]

If Bournemouth qualifies for UCL.... Where will they play their home matches???

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that the club will be competing in the UEFA Champions League for the 2026/27 season.

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

I once told my genius brother that he only topped his class because private school competition is weak.

He took it personally and transferred to public school to prove me wrong.

My dad begged him not to listen to me.

He didn't listen to my dad.

Got to public school. Class of over 200 students.

First position.

Got to secondary school.

First position. Made senior prefect in both junior and senior levels.

Now in university 300 level.

5.0 GPA. Top of his class. Still hasn't seen second position.

And this boy plays a lot. 😂

I created a monster with my mouth.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

West Ham have the opportunity to relegate Spurs and stop Arsenal from winning the league

West Ham, football needs a favour.