Tessa

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she is hot but her personality sucks

[Kakhiel @Kakhiel]

laten we met z'n allen een vuist maken tegen die kuthitte misschien wordt het dan winter kunnen we lekker zeiken over de kou

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When a girl replies with "aww thanks" it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'm really good at making bad decisions

[Channing Tatum @channingtatum]

It's official. #MagicMikeXXL just took over Miami. Huge thanks to the #MiamiWalkofFame! #MagicMikeDay #mmxxltour

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you've officially run out of excuses

[Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv]

Muhammed cartoons now also blocked in Indonesia. #FreedomOfSpeech

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

All you need in the summer is alcohol and friends.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

My dog is cooler than most people.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, most of you girls are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't you

[Kakhiel @Kakhiel]

vandaag is de langste dag van het jaar ben benieuwd het is nu al bijna donker haha

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Either you love bacon or you're wrong.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed.

[Kakhiel @Kakhiel]

hier met dat ei http://t.co/5FB5KHXR3M