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[kvng Baff @_kvngbaff]

Saka was just 3 goals away yesterday from scoring a hatrick in UCL final.

Believable player 🥹❤️

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If Michael Carrick is still Manchester United coach after the international break, that’s where I’ll believe INEOS and Glazers don’t want the club to be good again

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Marcus Rashford since returning from Barcelona.

3 big chances missed
0 big chances created
0 goal
0 assist

“Manchester United’s best forward”

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Michael Carrick won’t just get you angry during the game, but he’ll let you go more crazy after stupid performance

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Manchester United next match is against Tottenham with zero league win this season.

THE SHIT DERBY

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If Manchester United is ran by the Chelsea owners, 95% of these current players won’t be here by next season and half would be gone in January.

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Manchester United started played well after 77th minutes. That was when Marcus Rashford wasn’t on the pitch. Just saying tho

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Manchester United’s forward this season

Mbeumo - 2 goals, 1 assist and 4 big chances created

Cunha - 2 goals, 1 assist and 3 big chances created

Sesko - 2 goals

Rashford - 0 goal, 0 assist, 0 big chances created.

Carrick; “Rashford feels like a new signing”.

Mumu coach

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

This is the first time Cunha scored for Manchester United and didn't do his surf celebration 😭😭😂
No Joy in the club again 😭

[kvng Baff @_kvngbaff]

If Manchester United is ran by the Chelsea owners, 95% of these current players won’t be here by next season and half would be gone in January.

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

We are definitely giving Tottenham their first league win, aren't we???😭😭

[kvng Baff @_kvngbaff]

Manchester United next match is against Tottenham with zero league win this season.

THE SHIT DERBY

[kvng Baff @_kvngbaff]

Michael Carrick won’t just get you angry during the game, but he’ll let you go more crazy after stupid performance

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “I am happy with the energy we show today. I think we can take a lot from today”.

“I think we can learn a lot as well. We can be better at certain things, that is pretty clear, but there were some good signs”.

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Manchester United’s forward this season

Mbeumo - 2 goals, 1 assist and 4 big chances created

Cunha - 2 goals, 1 assist and 3 big chances created

Sesko - 2 goals

Rashford - 0 goal, 0 assist, 0 big chances created.

Carrick; “Rashford feels like a new signing”.

Mumu coach

[kvng Baff @_kvngbaff]

The difference between Rashford and sheep is that one is human while one is Animal. The sheep might even be more sensible than him.

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I want to know this.

Do these Manchester United players watch their own highlights after every game?

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Luke Shaw will make you rate Dorgu, Dorgu too will make you rate Luke Shaw.

Dalot will make you rate Mazraoui, Mazraoui will make you rate Dalot.

Lisandro Martinez will make you rate Ayden Heaven, Heaven will make you rate Martinez.

Maguire will make you rate De Ligt/Yoro, De Ligt/Yoro will make you rate Maguire,

Rashford will make you rate Cunha, Cunha Will prove that Rashford is useless. But Rashford will still get that LW.

This is Manchester United.

[Kingsley⚽️🏀💚 @KingsleyIyamu6]

Please answer @ManUtd

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Manchester United started played well after 77th minutes. That was when Marcus Rashford wasn’t on the pitch. Just saying tho

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The only reason why Rashford, Maguire and Luke are still playing for Manchester United is because they’re from England and also INEOS and Glazers are stupid

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Luke Shaw will make you rate Dorgu, Dorgu too will make you rate Luke Shaw.

Dalot will make you rate Mazraoui, Mazraoui will make you rate Dalot.

Lisandro Martinez will make you rate Ayden Heaven, Heaven will make you rate Martinez.

Maguire will make you rate De Ligt/Yoro, De Ligt/Yoro will make you rate Maguire,

Rashford will make you rate Cunha, Cunha Will prove that Rashford is useless. But Rashford will still get that LW.

This is Manchester United.