Fairy Garden Mother

wanna-be-homesteader

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

@smuttymanjensen I know exactly how you feel

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

@EleniElisabeth 😂😂 I’m so glad I’m not the only one who feels like this

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

I got called ma’am today & I actually feel offended

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

I have an 8 year old…😳

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

@z_etayl_r Exactly!

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

People think I like kids because I have my own and that is far from the truth

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

Hey guys does anyone know what the fuck

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

I have the worst book hangover

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

I’ve been to the dr 3 times in 2 weeks….I’m over this

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

I get my braces off in 3 weeks 🥹

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

I’m sad soccer season is over, it forced me to get out of the house a few times a week and socialize

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

Mason scored his first soccer goal at his last game today 🥹 so proud

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

I just noticed I had DIRT…in my freshly showered hair…in my Instagram asparagus video…I’ve just accepted the fact I’m a shameless dirt skank

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

@smuttymanjensen That sword is…chefs kiss 🤌

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

@smuttymanjensen YESSSS

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

Your anxiety is a lying ass ho 🌞

[Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends @ArtMemeLord]

"you still going out tonight?"

me:

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

Y’all are going to be SICK of me posting my little soccer dude

[Fairy Garden Mother @_kylieshea]

Putting garden boxes together with a drill in my hands & screws in my mouth and one foot up on the board…I feel so masculine I’m just missing a chaw