nobody

having fun on the computer

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

this dude brought his psp playing persona 3 in the damn club

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.

[nobody @_kysa99]

“man, i haven’t played scrabble in a while. do you like scrabble?”
“Oh, I’ve never actually played it haha! I’ve watched tons of videos on it’s cultural impact though. Love the board design and point system.”

[Essenkay 🏳️‍⚧️ @SNK_LRD]

People in real life:
“Do you like this game?”
“Yes. I watched Markiplier play it, it has a cool story, I like this character.”
“Cool.”

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Sad story I wrote:

The cowboy rode his horse slowly,
Because it was the last horse in the whole wide world

[Dilbert but gay @DilbertButGay]

don't read my comic strip it sucks dick!! just like me 😘😘😘 lol. this is Dilbert except i dont like pussy

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[vost @foolibuster]

reflection

[AT&T @ATT]

@burntpeanutclip Aura + motion = TheBurntPeanut

[nobody @_kysa99]

@runawayH0RSES as someone who’s fav csh is tf2011, and has long found the end of space cadet where the vocals come into clarity cute in context of the upcoming matador albums, besides tf2018 and ToD the matador output has been vastly inferior to the bandcamp days

[nobody @_kysa99]

@runawayH0RSES it feels painfully upfront in the scholars too. makes sense with most of the original songs on the patreon while it still breathed being based on church hymns

[nobody @_kysa99]

@turbomander but could we get them to vape underwater?

[saeqlyx @swooqp]

i was looking at @storkiiofficial posts and my ohone broke like this

[cav empty @cavempty_]

yea that’s cool with me man

[turbomander @turbomander]

*gazing into my crystal ball*
*watches hyper realistic video of you getting lit on fire and kicked in the nuts*
hmm...troubling...quite troubling, indeed...

[nobody @_kysa99]

@horrorvisuals @biggieU_U it's prob my fav game ever but yeah manually backtracking from demon ruins to anor londo would probably give me a stroke

[nobody @_kysa99]

@regularaugust the combat just felt more unique coming from DeS too- with how manic attacks in ER get shields almost feel deprecated besides ashes of war; meanwhile in DS1 there are a surprising amount of attacks where you find 'oh! i can block that?!'

[nobody @_kysa99]

@slime_machine too hot for nazareth

[turbomander @turbomander]

accidentally parries your high five and watches in horror as my riposte begins

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

DONALD TRUMP: Baal, who we all know, the great patron of Carthage and we love when he brings prosperity — perhaps more even than God?

CHUCK SCHUMER: There is nothing “Sigma” about fascism

INDIE GAME DEV: I am making a game where you play as a groundhog taking the subway to work