🚨| Noah Kahan makes fans take a pledge at his show tonight:
“I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants and if I do, I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor”
Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!