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@apokolokyntosis i don't want to think about this sorry.

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they botched my circumcision at claire's

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@imaloseronline @conorhultman LOSER* x BTS

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@hyphymudenjoyer for me it's more of a nuisance!! like let me drop what im doing and spend 15-90 seconds watching some dogshit. i's much prefer an image macro or funny headline screenshot that i can consume in two seconds.

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i wish i could ban people from sending me reels

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@apokolokyntosis happy birthday Pumpkin Man

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@alvinlu @conorhultman personally im just going onstage and peeing my pants, so my slot will only be a minute + mopping

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@joseph02482 there there

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@sakumakyouichi I am a Sexually Active Drainer.

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*working my weiner up and down until a white goo erupts from the tip* is this how neurotypical people feel all the time??

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@nonewfacts like why some people think it's still his best

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i finally understand gluee

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labia MAJORA 💜

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the arc of my penis is long, but it bends towards justice

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@apokolokyntosis LFG

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any aquarium willing to hire me to swim in their touch pond so their visitors can stroke human flesh?

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just sent a man a picture of my ass and he "👍" reacted it

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@LCUncens0red beast mode, im afraid

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@starzvation i am! 🥰