It’s taken over a century but the British construct Narnia-land, gerrymandered and built to keep out the Fenians, is coming to an end…
Gonna be some party 🍾 🇮🇪
My coworker and I were chatting about an aggressive email we got from someone and my coworker was like….why is she being such a weirdo?! And it added so much levity to the moment, nothing matters nothing is real stop being a weirdo
I jokingly asked a student what his sign was in class and the guys in the room immediately were like pfftt 🙄👎👎 so he was like pfftt lame but then stayed after class to tell me he was a Pisces and asked what that meant😂
Checking out @ Publix…cashier, “doing anything fun this weekend?” Me, “you’re looking at it” what they are looking at: BOGO canned wine, champagne, party platter shrimp rings, frozen PF Chang dinners 😅
I’m officially old. There is some app that notifies me with a buzz on my phone and I literally have no idea what it is. It’s been happening for weeks! So if I’m ignoring you on some platform I’m just 👵🏻
How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?
Shout out to the friends you text images / pdfs / hyperlinks to that aren’t for them, it’s just a faster to transfer something from your phone to your computer.
Every time I see Ukrainians post photos of the unprovoked Russian shelling of their cities, I think "In 2003 that was how Iraqis felt about us."
About 7000 Iraqi civilians were killed in the first 2 months of our "Shock and Awe" bombing campaign.
Casual reminder to take it easy on the kids. Today a student asked for an extension and I said yeah of course. He asked when the new deadline would be & I shrugged “whenever it’s convenient for you.” He burst into tears because he’s so overwhelmed. Somethings aren’t hard lessons