They used to chant that Posh Spice takes up the arse during the '98 World Cup, or that shes a slapper. To her face. She's there for her husband and kid just like she was back then. Shes earned lifetime rights to loathe football actually.
It's actually quite simple.
If I'm the one engaging in it, there's no such thing as too much PDA.
If I'm not, you two are doing too much and need to get a room.