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Left my soul in California, my heart in London & my spirit in the Phi Phi Islands Of Thailand.

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

Pick me, pick me! I can't wait to win a 2 night getaway at Congress Hall from @njmomhq! #NJMOM https://t.co/2i1JZkgqdu

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

YES! Lol I always wonder that.

For me, I usually notice teeth first. But it depends on the person.

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

@Cheeky_Crystal @Pettybynature__ I have a different brand of these- I tried during the day for anxiety & a bitch was sleeeeeeppyyy affff at work 😂

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

Newest unhealthy obsession:

Venezuelan Tequeños 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Fucking delish. Like mozz sticks BUT SO MUCH BETTER.

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

I feel so powerful knowing when someone is going to get proposed to & they have no idea 😂

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

@agoldenlight LOL

[Shawtyy @getitsha]

Today I saw a fine ass man on the train but didn’t know how to speak to him so I just air dropped my phone number to the whole car. I shot my shot and scored. Issaaa hot girl summer okk

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

😂😂😂

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

@laBANGBANGlady I’m dying abby 😂 tell emmmm 😂

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

How uber drivers try to find out if you got a man...

“ gOiNg oN vAcAtiOn WitH yOur HusBanD thIs sUmMer? “

“ dE qUe pAiS eS tU eSpOso ? “

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

The lighting in the restroom at my job is SO TRASH 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

There’s a huge mirror too from almost ceiling to floor. PA NA !

Who I gotta talk to ?! 😤

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

Listen. I’m Puerto Rican and Dominican- I understand Spanish 100%.

But 80% of the time If a Dominican is speaking to me- i have no idea what they’re saying.

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

When you put on your dark burgundy lip soooo perfectly - to then realize you’re hungry & want a sandwich

#girlprobs

[Maria ✨ @Music_Speaks3]

I’m getting off the elevator and this attorney (white male) looks at me and says, “who are you here to see?” 🙄😒

I get off the elevator...look at the reception area at my clients and reply, “They’re here to see me.” 🙂👩🏽‍💼

Good day sir! ✌🏾

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

When you’ve been taking suchhhh good care of your skin. Then all of a sudden BAM 2 planets on your face.

#disrespectful
#rude
#Betrayal

This is me, talking to my skin in the mirror

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

@agoldenlight A driver told me that this morning !

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

My worst fucking nightmare.

BIRDS ARE EVIL

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

My friend who loooooves Friends, was getting a new dog. I was like “ you should name it PIVOT, so when you call it- it’ll be like......” and we both screamed PIVVOTTTTT 😂😂

That’s the type of shit i like.

[♌ @_ladyLEO]

It’s very sad when I want to use a “Friends” reference but I know they won’t get it.

Sigh.