Jonah.exe(2)⚓

Research Analyst | Computer Technician | Madridista | Peace Boys| #FootballManager | Writer? |

[Jonah.exe(2)⚓ @_lagoju]

So, it's official.

I've started writing articles about my projects.
They will tell the story behind the data and you basically get to see the analysis from my POV.

Read my stuff on Medium, tell me what you think.

https://t.co/btGTvxW6XH

https://t.co/4UJEmFmkKi

[Jonah.exe(2)⚓ @_lagoju]

What are we even doing here man

[Complex @Complex]

Zoe Saldana at Paris Fashion Week 📸

[Chud McCloud ✝️🇺🇲💿 @MaroonKennedy]

The default sexuality is the one the creates human life so yeah heterosexuality is the default.

[🇻🇦Yapman⚜️🍁 @Yapman1]

I’m pretty sure the only sexuality to create life is the default one

[𝔏𝔢𝔩𝔬 🥷🏾🇿🇦 @KingPumza]

This nigga Hater Central called Saka a “Holding Attacker” 😭😭😭😭😭😭✌🏾✌🏾⚰️⚰️⚰️

[Fuad @Fua4d]

You can be chilling doing your own thing and a girl will assign u a task to do

[Ryan Kennedy 🇺🇸🏋🏻‍♂️🍒 @RyanBtheSheezy]

This is the worst, most outdated dating advice for men that I have seen in years.

Step 1: Give up your hobbies.

Step 2: Join a yoga class that you’ll hate.

Step 3: Meet a girl in yoga class and court her like it’s 1950.

Step 4: Call her on the telephone and ask to take her out on Friday night.

Step 5: Remove all excitement and be completely predictable by telling her exactly what you’ll be doing days in advance.

Step 6: Buy her 2 different kinds of flowers and wrap them in a handmade paper bouquet.

Step 7: Bring the flowers to her doorstep and be a completely neutered pussy all night.

Step 8: Make everything about her and only talk about her life since you’re completely uninteresting.

Step 9: Pay for everything and don’t even think about trying to escalate physically. She’s a lady, you brute.

If you follow all of these steps, you’ll be sure to get some pussy one day. Eventually. Probably. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully. Fingers crossed.🤞

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Uncboy vs Father Time

Holding Attacker. 🌟

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

@Nwachinemere26 no reduce my iq abeg

[Aaron M. Renn 🇺🇸 @aaron_renn]

This guy is a perfect example of why men turn to the mansophere.

[Rachel Rebecca Halliwell @Rachelhalliwel5]

Nothing captures the spirit of modern England quite like winning a local Leeds council seat only to dedicate it to Gaza and roar Allahu Akbar under a Palestinian flag and then getting lined up to challenge Zack Polanski for Green Party leader. Truly inspiring leadership. What a gift to the nation.

[Pat Stedman | Dating & Relationship Coach for Men @Pat_Stedman]

I spent most of my time reading this waiting for the joke. Unfortunately he's serious

This is the most oblivious, boomer "just find a girl" dating post on this app and it's not even close

Suffice to say you will be become the laughingstock of every girl in that class if you attempt this. Advice is so outdated it would have been an auto-fail even 20 years ago when I was just coming of age

Not sure how you can live under a rock so long, but please do not speak on things you don't understand. You have no idea what the dating market is today or even WHY those girls are single (I could tell you but you wouldn't like the answer). You're oblivious to reality and actively harming young men

[Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Landeur]

Gender is a legal status and my government issues gender recognition certificates to trans people.

What's the difference between that and a passport?

Very little. Men can't become women and Africans can't become British, all that either can do is get the paperwork.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

I'm furious about the Iran war

Anyone telling you to vote for this to show Trump how mad you are about the Iran war is retarded

[Jonah.exe(2)⚓ @_lagoju]

@blackedhartv2 😂😂😂

No vex

[Jonah.exe(2)⚓ @_lagoju]

Boomers who dated 2 decades ago giving dating advice today

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

[murugi 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @its_murugi]

Good lord

[𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖑 🍀 @UchennaVictor0]

@diarioas @anarasueros @AS_TV I hate journalism and journalists soo much man.

I hate all of you..
media houses, journalism accounts etc.

all of you are fucking retarded

[Spooky Nigga @spooky_nigga]

The new writers of Avatar do not understand that a prodigy is not some magical entity that"knows" things out of thin air but is, in fact, just ppl that can learn, adapt and grow at a far faster rate than others.

Even Aang, a prodigy of prodigies, still required teaching.

[Elliott Engen @elliottengenMN]

You’re accidentally proving our point.

When Somalis are 1.5% of Minnesota’s population, but contribute & account for:

-87% of fraud convictions

-84% welfare use rate

-An outsized percentage of juvenile violent crime

-Are planning mass casualty terrorist attacks with direct ties to Al-Shabaab and ISIS

That is a takeover of your state.

[Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧 @_HenryBolton]

Some people say Restore Britain should disband because we are “splitting the vote” or because Reform is currently polling higher.

My answer to them is this:

No political party owns the votes of the British people.

Restore Britain exists because there are a great many people who believe Britain needs something different to what any of the other parties offer. There are a great many of them who are uncomfortable with Reform UK’s leadership, the fire from the hip and fag packet policies, the weak statements made on immigration and Islamification, and the performative, celebrity politics its leaders like project.

Those people are looking for statesmanship, strategic clarity and consistency, sincerity, credibility, depth, detail, frank talking and moral courage.

Restore’s supporters are entitled to that choice, just as Reform, Conservative, Labour and Green voters are entitled to theirs.

Also, contrary to the often posed argument, polling numbers do not determine who will win a general election 3 years away, nor do they give any political party ownership of the political field.

Polls and by-election results are snapshots. They change, both up and down, and they do not determine what voters should believe or which political choices should be available to them.

If Reform wants the support of voters, it should earn it, not demand another party stands aside and gives it a free pass.

Rupert Lowe has already publicly offered to put personalities and past disagreements aside and explore cooperation in the national interest. Reform UK has rejected the offer.

That door remains open.

But, for the reasons I’ve stated, cooperation does not mean one party being expected to disband so that another can inherit its voters simply because it currently polls higher.

Nor can it be assumed that every Restore supporter would automatically vote Reform if Restore did not exist. That cannot be assumed more than it can be assumed all Reform voters would vote for Restore if Reform collapsed. Yes, it’s a convenient argument for Reform’s leadership and supporters to make, but they know well how quickly things can change. And, in their hearts they know it’s a political argument that has no evidential basis and fails to take account of the differences I’ve mentioned. If Restore members wanted to support Reform they already would. But they don’t. Indeed, many have moved the other way - from Reform to Restore.

If those who genuinely want political cooperation want to talk seriously about it, then talk.

Until then, Restore Britain will continue to make its case to the British people, and the British people will decide.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WOW!!!

Students at a Georgia High School pranked their principal by staging a "fake fight" at school and calling the Principal to break it up...

...as he rushes in to pull the students apart, they all started singing him Happy Birthday

He's so revealed and happy.