alaina🌼

it’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that

[G 💗 @miz_gizzy]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wth is stressing you my G ?!?!?

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

mom describing how someone is related to us

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

The Mac and cheese іs more іmportant than the turkey

[bobby @bobby]

it's free if you go to your mom and dad's house

[alaina🌼 @_lainakay]

if this isn’t jon and i🤣🤣

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda

[alaina🌼 @_lainakay]

i would literally give my left arm to be able to go to walmart for groceries and be the only one there

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[⭒ 𝙻 & 𝙻 𝙱 𝚘 𝚞 𝚝 𝚒 𝚚 𝚞 𝚎 ⭒ @l_lboutiquee]

The perfect cooler for the most affordable price, these are big & insulated!!! Comes with a bottle opener & the front pocket is monogram friendly!

Ps: Christmas is coming 😉

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

walking out of the restaurant w my pants unbuttoned aka the ultimate compliment to the chef

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I like to think grief is the price we pay for truly loving someone. And it’s worth every penny.

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

my bananas after two days

[the perc prophet @humidfluid]

did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?