APO

no head no heart no worry

[APO @_landslug]

Teaching your mother how to communicate is such a bad trip 🥲😂

[APO @_landslug]

My aunt is on the ozempy and my mom has never had a healthy relationship with food. Y’all if I make it out of this weekend alive we will CELEBRATE.

[APO @_landslug]

I wish I could tell this dusty man to stop liking my stories but that would involve talking to him ☹️

[APO @_landslug]

Damn my good taste😭 the wineglasses I want are $300 for a set

[APO @_landslug]

Mosquito bite on new tattoo is diabolical

[APO @_landslug]

Every time I think about texting him I just remember the time his ex asked for my number (for business) and he said no, he didn’t know me😜

[APO @_landslug]

getting taco bell without any hot sauce gotta be illegal let me return my order😭

[APO @_landslug]

Walking through the bar with a lit cigarette is truly unhinged I’m so glad I got to witness that

[APO @_landslug]

I got my evening class covered tonight, I’m drinking a Red Bull slushy and my cat is asleep on my lap. Life’s good🥹

[APO @_landslug]

Damn why tf am I dreaming about sales tax prices and how much i charge for a bowl😂😭 let me sleeeep

[APO @_landslug]

Me as I’m reading this.. 🫣

[sel @sleepylilsel]

Had hot water with lemon for breakfast and my stomach is absolutely murking me I should have just went to mcdonalds

[APO @_landslug]

My brother has me so mad I’m texting him in all caps like fucking trump jajajaja

[beléncita @pinchibelen]

I’ve come to the conclusion that I deserve 3 boyfriends ok maybe 2 boyfriends and 1 girlfriend

[APO @_landslug]

6:10 AM my mom asking me if she can show me a couch she saw yesterday. Lady, I’m ASLEEP

[APO @_landslug]

Getting ghosted when asking for clarity is soooooo coooool

[APO @_landslug]

U know the cramps are bad when the heating pad gives you chills in 100°+ weather

[APO @_landslug]

Oh goddddd

[APO @_landslug]

I accidentally used my roommates potatoes to cook food and this fool ate all my leftovers bc “it was his” wtf

[APO @_landslug]

I want two boyfriends minimum

[APO @_landslug]

Just overheard someone at a coffee shop say spaceballs is her favorite movie