lamie

tupperware is my passion

[lamie @_laniesanders]

bill threw a stale baguette at my back and it shattered

[kar @bustitopen420]

“Kids shouldn’t be into politics” and politicians shouldn’t be into kids but yet here we are

[Lucy 🇨🇦 @TheBlueGem3]

Dear Americans; please watch international news. You’re being fed propaganda! Your media is owned by the most evil people on the planet. You’re asleep, WAKE THE FUCK UP to reality!!

[Grace @gracecamille_]

librarians and DMV workers unfairly painted as moody when it’s clear the most unfriendly, unhelpful and not infrequently demonic profession is CVS PHARMACIST

[z🐉 @robpatt___]

your daughter when she hears a gunshot go off in the basement

[DKTR @DKTRBATZ]

Scott cawthon better locked in and make fnaf 3 a 2 hour 30 minute long masterpiece cinematic experience

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

[Robbiey @ItsJust_Robbiey]

Poverty breeds crime. Like, directly. If you think people losing healthcare, SNAP, housing, allat isn’t going to flip this country over you’re a fool. You will see a spike in crime. Criminology 101.

[FVLAM (Austin) @FVLAM]

Hey @Pokemon please sue the hell out of the government.

[sam🎮 @sam_niac]

that breakup saved you

[Wolf-E🚩🏴Juice Girl @ElleHasAGock]

The mcdonalds customer who snitched on luigi mangione was never compensated.

[jynx @jynxbby]

men so quick to call a girl easy but i ain’t never met a man that was hard to get with

[Omar🔻🪁 | #TENOÍ @omar99HH]

Help The Tiny Chef we can save him 😭

[Alora_Lumina🇿🇦𓂀ᥫ᭡☼🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @UniverseAlora]

Did he die? No I don't think we should be making it a big deal than it is. She made a mistake and regrets it. I think forgiveness should be what matters most than ruing a young woman's life

[hel @unfiltereid]

oh so this is how men feel when their team wins super bowl or some shit

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

deriod this deriod that

i hope you wake up tomorrow and are bleeding blood and chunks out the tip for days please lord if you hear my prayer you will make it happen