Lauryn Wolfe

[Usama Safdar @UsamaaSafdar]

Everyone coming to twitter to see if instagram and whatsapp are down for everyone else #instagramdown 😂
#whatsappdown #facebookdown

[Lauryn Wolfe @_lanoco]

#RuleTheJungle 🐅 Happy birthday @iamawolfe

[Lauryn Wolfe @_lanoco]

@princessbozo @lesleycooper11

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

*Coworkers trying to chat first thing in the morning*

Me: take a break.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Have we settled on a term for all our new mask-related acne yet? Maskne? Macne? Covimples?

[Joey ❤️‍🔥 @ImTheJoeyItsMe]

Taylor Swift now has critically acclaimed albums in 3 different genres, a largely unproblematic career despite growing up in the public eye, and a documented history of using her platform for good yet people are still starting reviews with “I’m not a fan of Taylor Swift, but...”

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

the worst part about wearing the mask is the acne it’s giving me, the best part of wearing the mask is it covers the acne it’s giving me

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Me in March: I’m actually excited to sleep in, relax, and have some time to myself.

Me in July: YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED.

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Saturday plans: wine and folklore

[David Letterman @Letterman]

Regis is in the same category as Carson. Superlative. He was on our show a million times, always the best guest we ever had, charming, lovable and could take a punch. When he retired I lost interest in television. I love him.

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

*Me trying to go to sleep*

My brain: BRAAH BRAAH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN

[Lauryn Wolfe @_lanoco]

@lesleycooper11 YES.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

You guys are going to be so annoyed at me in a couple years when I refuse to forgive and forget.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Listening to medical experts should not be political.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

A few months ago some of you were hailing teachers as saints after you had to homeschool your own children. Now you want to toss those “saviors” back into schools as COVID cases continue to rise. So which is it? Deserving of a raise and respect or merely expendable?

[Lauryn Wolfe @_lanoco]

@StephenChbosky ...and for brownie points, I’m the mom of a Theo, too!

[Lauryn Wolfe @_lanoco]

@StephenChbosky ...If nothing else, please let me say ‘thank you,’ for the difference you made in my own life!

[Lauryn Wolfe @_lanoco]

@StephenChbosky ...while I realize this is a longshot, I was hoping, perhaps, you may be able to help us out. Literature is one of the very few ways many of my students are able to see life outside of our small town. (more...)

[Lauryn Wolfe @_lanoco]

@StephenChbosky I am a high school English teacher in rural Ohio. Your book changed my life as a teenager. Due to recent budget cuts, my school is unable to fulfill the order of 100 copies of #ThePerksOfBeingAWallflower (more...)