Lorem Ipsum

chaos bringer of humiliation and mockery

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

None of my friends care about project Hail Mary like I do and I have no one to send TikTok edits to 😢

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

The amount of men on tinder who have the supernatural pentagram in the fire tattoo is crazy

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

At the point in my career where if I get cut off in a meeting I will no longer be speaking

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

I don’t think I’ve ever been truly loved 🥴

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

I have decided I will no longer be eating

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

Me going to sleep in a blue state tonight

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

Just know when I text “yuck” from now on this is what I mean

[A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 @Taurus_Groove]

I have been dyin at this food review 😭😭😭

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

McDonald’s really sat down and said “how can we develop the worlds worst app and never make any improvements”

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I don’t have time for this

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

Uh oh! Had fun at a wedding then saw pics/videos of myself hahaha time to k/m/s!!!!

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

The Curse, which i famously have

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

@walkthe_disco I like you :/

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

Can confirm being a 9th wheel is WORSE when you’re fresh off a ghosting lmao

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

I fear I can no longer do it with a broken heart, folks

[, @w0a0i0f]

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

[Lorem Ipsum @_laren]

freak

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Conservatives when they learn that Puerto Rico is part of the United States: