lari

complacency is the enemy

[lari @_lari_b]

the front door of my apartment opens into the kitchen so every time i walk in i'm forced to say "welcome to my kitchen" and i can't stop myself

[lari @_lari_b]

can someone pls explain to me how magnets work

[sean maciel @seanmaciel]

Hallelujah is such a beautiful song. I still remember the first time I heard it, in the soundtrack to Shrek

[lari @_lari_b]

@fernvndocm hi come visit me we can have an oat milk drinking party

[lari @_lari_b]

TA, as the professor walks in: prof. browne said he was gonna go get a VGA cable but he's old and that was 20 minutes ago

[lari @_lari_b]

me: engineers at the company i'm interning at get paid 100k.
mom: so that armenian guy is making 100k? good for him, find yourself someone like that

[lari @_lari_b]

nurse (after measuring my heart rate at 122 twice): do you usually have a high heart rate?
me: no im just scared

[lari @_lari_b]

@_kahreen same i'm somehow on a mailing list for lesbians in tech

[lari @_lari_b]

a couple weeks ago i let a guy in my discussion take pictures of my lecture notes. today he came to discussion just to take pics of my notes and then left

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i want to apologise for earlier, also for later, and i guess right now isn't great either.

[lari @_lari_b]

my sister changed her name on fb to escape a 90 year old woman who wants to marry her gay *ss to a 26 year old man,,,,and i forgot

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

if you ask me, and i have in fact programmed a small robot toy to ask me my opinions on things, i feel like grass is just small thin leaves.

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

instead of spending all your time trying to make things better and failing you can cut out the middleman and just make things worse

[lari @_lari_b]

@zynga why

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

people say "what you don't know won't hurt you" when in factuality i don't know anything and am constantly being seriously injured and hurt