The best beginning of a relationship I’ve ever heard:
“We sat next to each other and realised we were reading the same book, which is crazy. It’s called Trust [by Hernán Díaz] and I had just finished the first chapter and I told her and she looked at me and said, ‘I just finished the first chapter too.’ I said, ‘So we’re on the same page.’”
— Callum Turner on meeting Dua Lipa
Anyone who doesn’t understand the “you the birthday” jokes or any other jokes using the same structure, I just automatically think you lack critical thinking skills and/or can’t comprehend context clues.
Qur’an says again and again:
“And the future will be better for you than the past.” (93:4)
“If the hurt comes, so will the happiness.” (94:5–6)
“So remember Me and I will remember you.” (2:152)
“And whoever puts their trust in Allah then He is sufficient for them.” (65:3)
I can help you. It's called jealousy. You are very jealous. You are racked with jealousy.
She has control over her life, has seen things you haven't, can afford things you can't. You feel insignificant in comparison, like a loser, and so the jealousy eats away at your soul.
- 10.JAN.2026 -
Congratulations to our Super Eagles players on a brilliant victory against Algeria! 🇳🇬
You have lifted the spirit of the nation, and we proudly cheer you on as you prepare for the semi-finals.
To encourage you, I pledge USD $500,000 to the players upon winning the semi-final, with an additional USD $50,000 for every goal scored.
Should you go on to win the final, I further pledge USD $1,000,000, plus USD $100,000 for each goal scored in the final.
Wishing you continued success as you carry Nigeria forward.
Keep making Nigeria proud.
Proudly Nigerian 🇳🇬
#ASR
never speaking to someone again is strangely more intimate than texting them happy birthday. you're both carrying the same memories, unspoken, like a time capsule you agreed to never dig up. i don't miss them. but sometimes i still feel the shape of what used to be.
The children aren’t breaking into the home they lived in. Ma’am, they’ve lived in that house for over 15 years. You married their dad in October 2024, and he died in February 2025 at the IBB golf club.
General Jemitola executed his will before he died. For reasons known best to you you sent his two children out of the house over 6 weeks ago and Caleb was apprehended in order to facilitate this removal.
They didn’t react when they were kicked out of their home. They went to court and eventually got a court order reinstating them back into the house they’ve lived in. This video clip is the children being reinstated into the house with police because you won’t let them in as a sweet 3 month step mum should🙃