Els 🐢

just following the road for a walk in the sun

[Els 🐢 @_laserbeamsky]

No one:
The Wanted in my inbox:

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

“They should have special screenings that prohibit phone use in cinemas!”

We do. It’s called every single one of them, until you weirdos forgot or decided you were above that basic and very functional agreement

[Els 🐢 @_laserbeamsky]

LORENZO LOCK THE FUCK IN #loveislanduk

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[Movies Verse @moviesverse_]

"Turn into a cloud, Sebastian. Turn into a cloud.

- I wish I could."

The Sheep Detectives (2026)

[R @rjb_1998]

People obviously doing the trans panic angle here but if you just say "women" instead of "people who menstruate" that implies someone who went through the menopause a decade ago would also be eligible, you stupid fucking loser

[Steve @CansAndBansV12]

Flies are cunts. Bit of sun and they all come out. Open a fucking window and the twats are in your house sharpish. Buzzing around like wankers. Fuck off you shit eating bastards

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[Traveling Salesman @OpenMothersMale]

If this toured I would see it. In the nosebleeds. Those muppets would look like ants and I would still be thrilled

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

Despite this, anti-immigrant sentiment has increased. Proof that it's a manufactured political issue.

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

Why is burning down an LGBTQ+ nightclub full of people not considered a terror offense but holding up signs is?

[ronnie🗡️ is secretly spider-man (hotd era) @slut4ghostie]

thinking about ryan gosling’s delivery of this line in barbie again😭😭😭😭 he’s so fucking funny we need him in even more comedic roles asap

[HutchOnline @Hutch_Online]

Hannah Spencer: "Someone shat on the floor."

Every single Labour MP: "What's wrong with shitting on the floor? Some times we work long hours. We are perfectly within our rights to shit on the floor."

[neil @3O011987]

still amazed at phil's mind for coming up with "kicked her pussy up the wall" but even more surprised because he was talking about a 90 year old woman making bread

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

ANT IS FIGHTING WITH JIMMY, DAVID IS FIGHTING WITH EVERYONE, SINITTA IS PROTESTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STAGE DISAGREEING WITH ANT AND DEC, GEMMA IS TRYING TO PROTECT ADAM. I LOVE LIVE TV #ImACeleb