Melina and Ally are both working: aka I think I’m going to every bar to “taste test”... should help us narrow down where we should go out to tonight, right? 🙃 #wheninMKE
The Midwest has 13 seasons:
Winter
Fool’s Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Polar Vortex
“It wouldn’t be so bad out without the wind”
Actual Spring
Pothole season
Hell’s front porch
False Fall
Second summer
Mosquito Heaven
Actual Fall