Laura Stanley

any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

how could i forget him

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

shrek’s babies honestly disgust me i wouldn’t hesitate to set bear traps wherever they crawled

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[Laura Stanley @_laurastanley]

@cantgetjack Oh my god HAHAHHA

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Nicole @reillynicole_]

That’s my boy!!

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[Dan @Brohamulet]

Absolutely insane choice for a name

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Daylight Savings Time barely affects you when you live your life with no discernible sense of order

[aidan @wyaaidan]

The kanye and pete davidson beef is literally just this

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

[the lehr witch project 🐀🪺 @am_lehr]

remember when you failed to do a pull-up in gym class and they told the fucking President

[Fernando Ruiz @OakCliffDaddy]

Gonna start sending this photo to people when they don't reply to my text

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

If your child was getting chemo for cancer and that nurse infected them with COVID and your child died, would you still say “Freedom is everything and you must never give it up”?

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Changing name to Meat

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me