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All the rap songs that discuss peanut butter interiors.. are talking about my insides. I'm gonna write a book someday. GET HIGH.. OR DIE.

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@looneylemur @floridamom3 @WallStreetApes You are fucking hilarious

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@fanatic_scribe @tayhader SIR,THIS IS A WENDY’S

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Kinda wild that there’s grown men named Dillon

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@MajestyRia I buy peeled garlic to save time but I “mince” it myself in the vitamix. Put it in a clean jar and it’s good for weeks. Tastes better than the jarred stuff and there’s no additives!

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@BIG_Steph_333 Same! They’re like it’s too late I already entered it in the register 😅😅🫠

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@Sandia_V Bout as litty as these titties!

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@ehimeora I have been so sick this year. My year started out with a ruptured organ and two weeks of hospitalization/surgery. Yesterday I was bit by two of my neighbors dogs that came INTO MY HOME. 🥺 How can I protect myself better?

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We have so many health issues because we don’t listen when our body is whispering to us. We only hear when it yells.

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@abstroIogy Doing it yourself really takes a lottttt of practice. And you have to perfectly place it on the nail, can’t let it run to the edges like w reg polish, or it’ll never cure. Tbh I haven’t figured it out either 😪 I just pay someone to do mine even tho I have all the tools

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Oh wow this aged well

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Somebody need to leak drakes dick pics already. For research of course

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@blackgirlchar Same. If I’m going thru it rn, you must also know and empathize. Don’t talk to me about being tired while we do the same task, there is blood coming out of meeee

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My skin is *glowing* after not being able to eat for a week

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Wow am I gonna have a sober 30th birthday???

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Just learned serotonin is what is in charge of vomiting ???

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@foxylion420 I think he finally has convinced them to start therapy! Which is good. But sir.. puhlease

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I love “my 600 lb life”! But it’s kind of frustrating that this doctor nazar is not even at a healthy weight and is super mean to overweight ppl!!! He clearly does not work out either and has terrible posture.

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I’m still gonna be hilarious on my deathbed and I love that for me and all who will be grieving bc I’m dying

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@foxylion420 A dentist once told me to brush my teeth how I would brush my eyeballs! And it’s stuck with me ever since. But I just can’t be thatttt gentle either like chill girl

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@foxylion420 Lmao that’s how mine is 🫣 jk def not THAT bad. But the bristles are a lil wonky on the edges tho. I’ve gotten better!!