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I’m here to tell you that, to my surprise, the hustle is very big in the clubs!

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They are painting the Gibraltar trade center sign… I’m sorry but shouldn’t we have voted or something???

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I’m not allowed out of the house because every time I leave I spend $574 not sure how

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Nobody:

My 6 year old: When are you gonna be buried?

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Nobody:

My 6 year old: Does food stay in your belly until it turns into pure poop?

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Unsupervised teenagers in target <<<<<<

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Subs >>>

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Beam me up!!!!!!

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Nothing like the smell of an office max or staples

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Mom calling to see if I want a coke from McDonald’s even though I already said I didn’t need anything but I do and so now I’m getting coke delivered to me. I am loved. Thanks mom.

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I’m sorry but the only sentences I’m finishing are yours!! Not mine. Can’t remember what I’m even saying half the time.

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@kendelgoon That actually cheered me up

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Been in the moment so much lately and I love it!

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@justshelby_ Now that can’t be right

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Risking it all on expired hot sauce

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@CarsonTCody I’m same

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Keeping my dog updated on our day just in case he understands English

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Being a full time working single mom is harddddddd

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@justshelby_ lol