i really am turning into my father…i’m sorry dad i didn’t understand it when you used to huff and puff and say things like “what happened to manners?” and “were you people raised in a barn?” but now i see…i go to the movie theatre…and i see…
when my dentist gave me laughing gas for the first time i was so high i spent the appt thinking of how to impress her. the best i could come up with was asking her “do you see me as just a mouth and teeth or am i a person to you?” i was like this is so deep she’s gonna freak
i think some poor, and possibly misguided decisions were made when placing stuart little in an adoption centre for human children rather than a shelter for creatures and beasts… but what do i know…