Lauren Holmes

Author of Barbara the Slut

[Meredith Talusan @1demerith]

Tonight!!!!! Register here: https://t.co/kgvHmJoGHo

[Wellesley Magazine @Wellesleymag]

Trying to get a COVID-19 vaccine in Mass.? Two Wellesley ’18 alums, Leah Hobert and Madeleine Barowsky, are among the volunteers who built @ma_covid to help Massachusetts get vaccinated: https://t.co/9joC6UIp5R

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@likaluca I negotiated the same but our tree is so dead and bald and limp, the ornaments are falling off.

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@likaluca It’s like Lulu’s Anal Bleaching for Kids but for all of humanity.

[Creature Publishing @creaturelit]

This Wednesday at @WellesleyBooks, join EDENDALE author @JMStolos in conversation with author @_laurenholmes_! https://t.co/F7gsgNmclW

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@SJSindu On 10/28 I’ll be in conversation with @JMStolos about her debut novel Edendale! https://t.co/cXUOiRzNct

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@surlybassey Congrats, Kaitlyn!! So excited to read.

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

This roundtable is a must-watch--listen to these brilliant Black women.
The Movement for Black Lives: Where do we go from here? https://t.co/SiNgCVXy27 via @YouTube

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Now more than ever, we have to demonstrate a heightened sense of responsibility for & to each other.

Don’t call the police on Black people for being asleep in their cars, selling water without a permit, etc.

We need systemic change & deconstruction, but we also need community.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

No arrests have been made.
No officers charged.
We want #JusticeforBre, @louisvillemayor.

RT for #BreonnaTaylor.

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@chaninicholas Preheat to 350, cream butter and sugars, add vanilla, then eggs, one at a time. Sift together flour, baking soda, and salt and add to the butter with the mixer on low speed, mixing only until combined. Fold in choc chips. Bake for 9-12 mins until edges are light golden brown).

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@chaninicholas Mine! I split the difference btw Toll House and Barefoot Contessa:

1 c butter room temp
1/2 c gran. sugar
1 c packed brown sugar
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
2 eggs room temp
2 1/8 c all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
10-20 oz. (I like 10 oz) semi-sweet choc. chips or chunks

[Dr. Jessie Male 🍉 @ProfJMale]

My institution is moving to #onlinecourses. In preparation, my students had the following suggestions. Not every strategy is going to work for every class, but here goes. 100 percent of credit goes to my Disability Memoir students (for context, we're a 15 person class):

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

I was so moved and inspired by @GloriaSteinem's My Life on the Road. Must-read for anyone feeling hopeless about our country, so everyone.

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

#TheBachelorette spelling bee was TERRIFYING.

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

Sorry I only tweet when I'm mad about the election or at @MetroNorth.

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@MetroNorth I need to go to therapy to deal w/ pressure of being only person in world who cares about "quiet" cars. Will you pay for it?

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@ProfJMale Aw! Thank you, Jessie! xo

[Lauren Holmes @_laurenholmes_]

@MelissaRoams That's such an honor! Thank you!