Lauren

time is the illusion ~ nothing is wasted @headcountorg BLACK LIVES MATTER.

[Lauren @_laurennc]

my best fucking friend y'all #deadandco

[Lauren @_laurennc]

i wish i could text my dog and tell her i love her

[Lauren @_laurennc]

not me asking the national aquarium guest services if they sell beer at 9:30am

[Lauren @_laurennc]

gotta love getting absolutely railed and then hearing the pitter patter of the children next door getting ready for school

[tío willy🇵🇷 @WillyxRobles]

I thought this was important to share with you all.

[Lauren @_laurennc]

i legitimately dropped 3 grand this month on bills and i don't even get anything cool out of it

[Lauren @_laurennc]

i am sick to my fuckin stomach

[Lauren @_laurennc]

i can't wait to never feel this way ever again!!!!!

[Emily @creamcheesen]

friends are people who sing your song back to you when you forget the words

[Lauren @_laurennc]

i think denver is a simulation

[Lauren @_laurennc]

@rosedamian6669 poopy

[Lauren @_laurennc]

@rosedamian6669 why bc you poppy?

[Lauren @_laurennc]

why did i just take 6 tequila shots in the Charlotte Douglas International Airport

[Lauren @_laurennc]

i forgot to feed my dads cat wet food last night so he took it upon himself to catch a mouse, eat the entire head off of it and leave it at the front door for me to pick up and dispose of. so by proxy i am an accomplice to MURDER

[Lauren @_laurennc]

well folks i am severely depressed so if you see me with another tattoo in the near future you know why and don't ask me any questions !!!

[Lauren @_laurennc]

i reek of gin and tonic

[Lauren @_laurennc]

my ex's bday would be on international women's day.... i can't have shit anymore !!

[Lauren @_laurennc]

@_johannafallin god is a woman

[Lauren @_laurennc]

@rosedamian6669 i'm intrigued

[Lauren @_laurennc]

a grown man asked me for a glass of milk yesterday and i thought he was kidding so i didn't and when i came back around to the table he stuttered "my...glass of milk?" and i chuckled and was "like oh my i'm sorry i thought you were kidding" and i went to turn around to go get it