𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚊

✮Realist✮

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

The high that comes with meeting and enjoying someone new >>>

[blue @bluewmist]

i just read a post that said "life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuckkkkk

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Literal murderers get more grace in life than women who used to do porn lol

[Risi Arab Money @OyinLadun0]

Someone beside me just called Airtel “Zain”

I no believe am😩

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Delete this before Apple makes something called iDo

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

What I've come to realize is that, if you don't know how to bill rich people, you'll work as a dog for the rest of your life.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

if opay send me notification wey no be credit alert again i go sue them for cyber bullying

[Tosin Adebayor @Adebay0r__]

Head of in house security for 49 years and can’t afford a good life ??? You will fear Nigeria capitalism by force !!!!!

No his son trying to uplift the man is now seen as a Good Samaritan. Wow

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚊 @_lawrah]

Deal breaker pro max. I’ll even block you on top.

[⭐️⭐️ @theflyestkam]

I think watching TikTok’s out loud in a shared space is a sign of low intelligence

[⭐️⭐️ @theflyestkam]

I think watching TikTok’s out loud in a shared space is a sign of low intelligence

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚊 @_lawrah]

“You’re a lawyer, so I should go and look for trouble?”😑🤢🥴😒😭😭😭🤢🤮

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚊 @_lawrah]

Me wey na small thing dey make me want order for pj.😂😂😂

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Some of you are so weird. Commuting daily you’re taking buses and keke but as soon that man reaches out to you to come over you remember uber and bolts exist.🤦🏽‍♀️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Yall need to start being mean to people that are mean to YOU. Stop that bigger person shit.. Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield said!

[𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒚 @Urfv_shammy]

i wish the girls understood that there's always a better nigga. Like ALWAYS!

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Your voice note is incomplete without “so yah” at the end.

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

u know u reached peak insanity when u stop being reactive fr

[💕Asiya 💕 @agirlinlaw]

Having worked in both the Abuja and Lagos branches of my firm, I have to say it again: the work ethic in Lagos is unmatched.

The pace, the sense of urgency, the learning curve, and the volume of transactions you get to work on….it’s just different.

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

If you’re starving come and eat 🌪️💜

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

There'll be a day when I'll guide and I'll not unguide again.

[MALOME PAPI @murphygee5]

You will never buy yourself nice outfits if you keep putting groceries first.