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[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Parents: "Move out"

Girlfriend: “Quit being such a loser”

Boss: "Work harder"

DraftKings: “This is the one, champ”

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[Ways To Golf @WaysToGolf]

“I’m thinking about trying a mini-Driver.”

“My brother in Christ, you are a 27 handicap.”

[AB @AB84]

Chick Fil A gotta be the pussy part of the bird cuz this shit good as fuck

[Well Worn. Worn Well @wwornwwell]

AP on the waist because she’s always got time for this dick.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Her: you must be a dude dressed as a mountain lion on a ladder on top of another ladder hitting backwards halfcourt shots if you think we’re fuckin

Me:

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When your girl get a lil drunk and starts telling everyone about you eating her ass with ranch

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The mowing report has been released

[Layyyzer @_Layyyzer]

@TheFlank @StallionsCOD @ZooMaa @BenJNissim @OctaneSam @ACHES @Parasite @Enable @Temp @Attach @FaZeEsports 🏄‍♂️🤘🏻

[The Flank @TheFlank]

THE FLANK x @StallionsCOD ESSENTIALS

🎙️🐎 ➔ Now available, link in bio.

Giving away FREE Merch, 🔁 + 💬 to enter!

[Layyyzer @_Layyyzer]

Solo BO7 ranked placements is the 9th ring of hell

[Jum @JesterJum]

The irony of this is appreciated

[Rooster @TheRooster]

“Enjoy the free kit, loser!”

[Layyyzer @_Layyyzer]

👎👎👎👎

[ModernWarzone @ModernWarzone]

RUMOR: Smokes and snipers have reportedly been GA’d out of the Call of Duty League / CDL

Via @TheGhostOfHope

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Me listening while leadership explains why record profits still mean no raises

[Layyyzer @_Layyyzer]

Still thinking how in 2008 Lil Wayne said:

“You see I handle mine, I dismantle mine
I tote a tool box, bitch it's hammer time”

😮‍💨

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

Me after unstacking the dishwasher when my wife has been running the household 24/7 for the last 15+ years