lea 🪩

pop culture vulture — delulu — cinephile (derogatory) — pathological people pleaser 🌹

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sabrina Carpenter at the #MetGala.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me desperately searching through outlook emails to prove whose fault it was

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[Maira @maira4yo]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

how it feels to be the only one at your job who's not afraid of confrontation:

[• @yducknow]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Miley Cyrus becomes the only person in history to appear on the Spotify charts under three different names.

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

The thing I hate most about being an adult is sometimes you really do have to get them on the phone

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

went to a bar tonight that had tamales as the bar snack and they were super good. I asked if they had them every night and the guy was like no sorry man on mondays we have tikka masala tacos. brother you do not need to apologize for that.

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[vibelyra 🦢 @Vibelyra]

food in Barbie movies

[S @even_steven8tht]

Liking every single hate tweet addressed at the USA men’s hockey team

[The United States versus Elon Reed Musk @Needle_of_Arya]

and just like that, all the goodwill that US hockey had gained from "Heated Rivalry" evaporated in a single 3-minute phone call