Ladies, if he:
• lives in a Swindon townhouse
• spends his weekends shopping and skating
• and dunks his whole face into his Cornflakes
He's not your man. He's an Aylesbury duck from 1978 called Herbie.
Skeleton recovered from the Le Lanchon experiments on human evolution.
In these tests, volunteers were subjected to procedures to "accelerate the development of mankind". No subject is recorded to have survived. Their crab-like form is thought to be an instance of carcinization.
At store, wandering aisles, employee approaches.
him: “Can I help you?”
me: I’m looking for lightbulbs
him: “They’re in this aisle. Hey you look like Tony Hawk!”
me: I’ve heard that
him: “That’s CRAZY”
(get lightbulbs)
him: “Wait, are you Tony Hawk?”
me: yes
him: “That’s CRAZIER”